FREAK giveaway!


It’s not August 7th yet, but I do have advance review copies of FREAK to give away, along with a couple of hardcovers of CREEP, and a $50 Amazon gift card. Want to win something? (Don’t say no, because that would hurt my feelings!)

All you have to do for your chance to win is: 


It can be a true story or a flash fiction story. It can be an experience you had with a FREAKy person, or it can be about something that FREAKs you out. Or you can TOTALLY MAKE SOMETHING UP. Doesn’t matter to me.

There are only two rules:

  1. You must use the some variation of the word FREAK in your story (i.e. freaky, freaking, freaked, etc.)
  2. The story can be as brief as you like – one sentence, even! – but you must not write anything longer than 150 words.

The contest is open internationally, and it’s okay if you’ve already won a copy of one of my books previously (you can always give your prize to a friend). Submit your entry in the comments below. One story equals one entry, and you can enter as many times as you like – just make sure each entry is its own comment. The three most FREAKy stories will win…


1st Prize: 
Signed ARC of FREAK, signed hardcover of CREEP, and a $50 Amazon gift card

2nd Prize: 
Signed ARC of FREAK and signed hardcover of CREEP

3rd Prize: 
Signed ARC of FREAK

Contest starts NOW and runs until 11:59 p.m. on Sunday, June 17th. Winners will be announced on Monday, June 18th.

And hey, if only three of you participate, then all three of you will win, so take a shot! And for my non-writer pals, don’t be intimidated. I’m not looking for perfect writing. Entertainment is what matters most.

Make me cringe, people. MAKE ME CRINGE.

Can’t wait to read your FREAKy stories!

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54 thoughts

  1. Hot, weak, young, and twisted;
    Wore a wig, number unlisted.
    Snuff film madame,
    Real name, Adam;
    Transvestite joke,
    Gave head for coke.

    Six lines down, rock star clown;
    She'll make you laugh in the worst part of town.
    She'll show you hers and leave a scar;
    You won't make it home if you get in her car.
    She'll get you high, she'll make you cry,
    She'll freak you out, and then you'll die.


  2. A vegan cannibal speeding down Sunset Boulevard, in a hurry to get home to eat the passengers she'd met at a fetish party: hermaphrodite Siamese twins and an 80-year-old male lactokleptophiliac (a necrophiliac with a compulsion to steal dairy products), was momentarily blinded by a flash of lightening that struck the hood of her ice cream truck, swerved onto the sidewalk, and ran over Marilyn Manson. It was a freak accident.


  3. Ten fingers, ten toes, two eyes. I am reminded of my abnormality every single day. I will never be like them. I'm just a freak. Someone they feel bad for. I’m startled from my pity party to a knock on the door. It must be her! She doesn't pity me. She actually likes me. Me! I more than like her. I love her. I open the door and am in awe of her beauty each time I see her long slender legs, beautiful hair and those gorgeous eyes: one blue, one green, and one violet. “Sorry, I don't mean to stare come in,” as she walks in holding a gift. She looks into my eyes with the most beaming grin I’ve ever seen. “Open it!” she demands. I unwrap it to find one of her hearts in the box. “I am yours now,” she says with tears in her eyes.


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